Friday, September 19, 2014

shanology:

midnighttypewriter:

No, but think about this. We’ve seen the Winter Soldier face Fury’s car.

Maybe he’s done the same with Howard. Maybe his hair wasn’t so long yet. Maybe he wasn’t wearing a mask. Maybe Howard saw his face in the headlights for just a second.

Maybe Howard and Maria died in a car crash. Maybe Howard swerved to not hit a ghost.

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Thursday, September 18, 2014
  • Roomie and Me: *look at photo of Chris Evans*
  • Roomie: *picks up phone and calls boyfriend*
  • Roomie: *into the phone* I have a proposition for you. How about you come over and let me ride your face?
Just so you know, in this moment your voice is more masculine than his could ever hope to be My roommate in reference to me impersonating Jim Bob Duggar. I’m 5’2 and possess a uterus for context.
  • Roomie: It's that piece of paper that says you can't come near me
  • Me: A restraining order?
What if instead of doing homework, you came over here and did me instead? My housemate on the phone to her boyfriend (via darkdaysbrightnights)
scrufffs:

Need some green tea and a bourbon biscuit.

scrufffs:

Need some green tea and a bourbon biscuit.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

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wheres the hole

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

To make sure the female characters waists were smaller than their eyes


Thor is haunted with a lot of things he feels guilty over. But one of the worst, a reoccurring nightmare, is Phil Coulson’s murder. Jane is often startled awake with his scream of ‘Son of Coul’! When Phil comes in to debrief them on not being dead, he breaks down crying.

Thor is haunted with a lot of things he feels guilty over. But one of the worst, a reoccurring nightmare, is Phil Coulson’s murder. Jane is often startled awake with his scream of ‘Son of Coul’! When Phil comes in to debrief them on not being dead, he breaks down crying.

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

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